Major Dick -- World News Trust
Oct. 17, 2006
President George DWI Bush signed legislation Tuesday to allow the trial of suspected terrorists by military tribunals, and his administration immediately used the law to challenge suits by hundreds of Guantanamo Bay detainees.
The government took its first action under the new Military Commissions Act, which Bush said, "Der FUhrer mussen haf einen vay zu deliver justice zu der terrorists. Heil Me!'' captured after the Sept. 11 attacks.
Executions will be carried out prior to the military tribunals in order to keep the flow of cases from backlogging and causing delays in the legal justice system.
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Welcome to Hell America. You've just unleashed the most sadistic crew of murderers on the world since Hitler and Company roamed Europe.
This time in AmeriKa will go down in history as one of it's darkest hours. That is, once the history is written by free men, should that ever happen again.
Opps... just by writing this I've exposed myself to being arrested, incarcerated without the right of Habeas Corpus and subjected to a Military Kangaroo Court Trial, followed by swift Justus in the form of an execution. Think I'm kidding? Try reading the MCA again.
Heil Bush! Mein FUhrer for Life!